Hear the stomping feet as it passes,
Look at the place where it had been laid,
The crunching three-toed thing of a demon,
Liquify the person, Continue reading
Gift Giving Is Never Easy
I pride myself on my ability to think up and give people meaningful gifts for the holidays. I celebrate Christmas, personally, and, ever since I made enough money to do so, I’ve been getting something for people. Continue reading
Poem: A Cough
All Hail The Slow Cooker
In the task of cooking, I’ve found my savior, my Hail Mary, the cheapest way to make a lot of food: the slow cooker.
On the day I’m writing this, I used two at the same time—and literally had to borrow containers to hold all the spoils. Continue reading
Poem: Blood Eye
Poem: Headbutt
If it seems unsolvable,
You could always just bang,
Your head,
Against the problem, Continue reading
Poem: Thanksgiving
Poem: That Song Again
A long time ago,
In a moment that changed my life for the better,
I heard a song.
A common song—popular, yes, Continue reading
Poem: The Worst Headache Ever Achieved
The Banning Of Oko
At the risk of alienating some of my readers here, I’m going to talk about Magic: The Gathering again. So, uh, if that’s not going to be interesting to you, then you might just want to come back next week. I’ll be talking about something more general.
Anyway, fuck Oko, Thief of Crowns. I grind my way on the ladder for MTGA every month, and I have had to fight through that card so many times. Continue reading
poem: error
For some reason,
And it’s very annoying,
My technology–/
Technolo—
Is not working well,
Snd not letting me—
CAPATILIZE Continue reading
Poem: Fire Food
Poem: C
Poem: Ungodly Hours
At time not “correct,”
By metrics unknown,
Old world relics,
I’ve barely liked as I’ve grown, Continue reading
Poem: Devil
I can offer you,
What your heart wants,
I can see it plain on your face,
See the way you twitch— Continue reading
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