Liked to eat sticks,
And then spit out the leaves.
He did this each day,
Until Mr. Click,
Was about to eat a stick,
And found that the tree was intelligent.
So Mr. Click,
Sans his usual breakfast of a stick,
And maybe, like, an apple if he was in the mood for that?
Recorded a video on his smartphone of the talking tree,
And made millions from curious botanists,
And people who,
Wanted to see a tree that was smart and could talk.
And with his money,
Got to eat his fill of delicious sticks.
And he smiled with bark in his teeth.