Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Panic Level: Very Low
“Ow, ow. Ugh, I should have stretched my hands more. Dammit…now I can’t finish that fight scene. This is such a stupid first world problem.”
Writer’s Block
Panic Level: Low
“Come on! I need to write! I didn’t make my word target today. Why does this always have to happen right in the middle of a part I was looking forward to!?”
Having To Explain Your Job To A Family Member
Panic Level: Low Medium
“Please don’t ask me how the book’s coming along. Please don’t ask me how much money I make. I can feel their judgment.”
No Caffeine Available
Panic Level: Medium
“No, no, no, no! The withdrawal! I don’t care if it’s three a.m. I will not fall asleep! No! Never! Not even if–*snore*”
Amazon Reviews
Panic Level: High
“The reviews should be in soon. I really hope they like it…but what if they don’t? Am I a fraud? Oh god, I knew my english teacher was right! I could have been a dentist!”
Deadline Coming Up
Panic Level: Very High
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Hey look, a cat video…there’s no time! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.”
Forgot To Save
Panic Level: Apocalyptic
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“But…but…”
“Well fuck.”
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“…I will not fall asleep! No! Never! Not even if–*snore*…” I am so stealing/quoting this!
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Quote away, my friend!
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