Avoid the sun if you can,

It will bake us all if it could,

It beams down from on-high,

And slicks the sweat across our skin.

I cannot fathom how it gets so warm.

Lay an egg upon the ground,

And it will be a hiss.

Put out a block of wood,

And it will burst into only ash and flame.

Go for a single stroll,

With a plastic piece of anything,

And it will not be in one piece,

By the time you get it back in the door.

That’s how fucking hot it is.

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Special thanks to: Melissa Potter

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