So, you all know the gimmick, yeah? A superpower but with a horrible, awful downside? Cool, cool. Then step right up and spin the wheel! You all want superpowers, right? That’s what everyone wants, right?
And there it goes! It’s so exciting! Okay, it’s slowing down now. What will it be?
Ah, it looks like it’s going to be—yes, it is! It’s the power of kinetic energy! What a cool ability.
But what’s the downside? What could it possibly be?
Oh, it causes you to explode into bloody chunks when you use it, utterly killing you and making the whole power useless?
Thanks for playing.
Special thanks to: Melissa Potter
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