A Series Of Strange Observations

Be prepared to have your mind blown.

  • There’s no reason why breakfast food must be eaten at the beginning of the day.
  • A house is only quiet if it’s not filled with memories.
  • If you had a good idea for how a store should run or what they should sell, probably someone else had that idea, too, and might have changed to it since you’ve last been there.
  • You can live off protein shakes, but it’s not really living, and it’s not that much protein.
  • A slow cooker is the laziest way to make an absurd amount of food.
  • Planning is just improvisation but with time.
  • Pithy quotes are dehydrated and vacuum-sealed debates and complex ideas.
  • There’s no real functional difference between a paper towel and a napkin.
  • Straws tend to make you drink things faster than sipping at the edge of the cup.
  • The internet’s effect on humanity is way more than whatever you think it is.
  • There’s really no upper limit on how strange humans can be and act.
  • You are always paying for convenience.
  • Math may be one of the most powerful forces on the planet.

Special thanks to: Melissa Potter

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