Be prepared to have your mind blown.

• There’s no reason why breakfast food must be eaten at the beginning of the day.
• A house is only quiet if it’s not filled with memories.
• If you had a good idea for how a store should run or what they should sell, probably someone else had that idea, too, and might have changed to it since you’ve last been there.
• You can live off protein shakes, but it’s not really living, and it’s not that much protein.
• A slow cooker is the laziest way to make an absurd amount of food.
• Planning is just improvisation but with time.
• Pithy quotes are dehydrated and vacuum-sealed debates and complex ideas.
• There’s no real functional difference between a paper towel and a napkin.
• Straws tend to make you drink things faster than sipping at the edge of the cup.
• The internet’s effect on humanity is way more than whatever you think it is.
• There’s really no upper limit on how strange humans can be and act.
• You are always paying for convenience.
• Math may be one of the most powerful forces on the planet.

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Special thanks to: Melissa Potter

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