Alright beginners, let me tell you the magic secret to becoming a better writer.
“Write a lot, and read a lot.”
No, don’t you dare. I see you raising your hand in the back. I see you scoffing at me and rolling your eyes. You, slinking behind the buffet bar, don’t even try to run. The metaphorical door is locked and guarded and I hid the key underneath my fedora. Yes my fedora. I know it’s a pretentious hat, but I like wearing it.
So sit down. All of you. Let me disillusion you of some notions. Continue reading